When your Italian fiance goes to the grocery store to pick up tomatoes.

I sent my Italian love to the grocery store for the first time tonight, and he called me with questions and issues...the conversation was hilarious!

"Amore, I know we always get the tomatoes from Trader Joe's...which kind do you want from Ralph's because that's where I'm at."

"The tomatoes on the vine are the juciest"

"Okay, so you dont want the Roma tomatoes?"

"No, love, they are beautifully red, but not nearly as juicy."

He laughs. "Amore, you are so passionate...it's so cute."

"Well, it's important to be passionate about tomatoes! Shit, babe, I should have been the Italian in the relationship!"

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"Okay, so I got us some parmesan cheese too. Do we need garlic?"

"Babe, we never need garlic in my house.  It's always plentiful."

"Okay, what brand of paper towels do you like?"

"Brawny"

"Amore, I dont see it. How do you spell it?"

"B-R-A-W-N-Y"

"I still dont see it."

"Wait...we dont need paper towels....do you mean toilet paper?"

"Yes....toilet paper."

Me (laughing) "Charmin.  Spelled C-H-A-R-M-I-N. Or Quilted Northern."

"Okay, amore, they have both of those"

"Buy whichever is cheaper"

"They have the 12 roll = 24 rolls"

"No...those are the double rolls and they dont fit on the toilet paper holder."

"Okay amore. I think we're good. I'm not buying desert."

"Good, sweetie. I don't eat dessert remember?"

"I'm walking past the gelato section now...walking....still walking...."

"You bad boy! The ice cream freezers aren't anywhere near the toilet paper section!"

"Amore, they dont have the chocolate peanut butter flavor!"

"Patrick!"

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"Okay, there's a Baskin Robbins across the street from where you are. They will have the BEST flavors."